October 2007
32 posts
Democratic Congress becomes Late Night laugh track... →
Jay Leno: “The Democrats in Congress have announced they will now be taking Fridays off. Apparently, they were getting worried their approval rating was too high.”
““So they’ll sell you a double bed, and give you privacy and endless...”
– Sex on a plane? Not if airline can help it - Travel News - MSNBC.com
“She wrote a number between 1 and 10 on a pad and said, “Whoever guesses...”
– Unlucky 13 a real winner for married couple - Democrat & Chronicle: Living
Wellesley (TTC) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia →
On February 6, 2006, the only baby to be born on the [Toronto] subway, Mary Kim of Scarborough, was delivered on the Wellesley platform. Her mother Sun Hee Paik took the subway with her family to St. Michael’s Hospital from their Scarborough home. She did not make it to the downtown hospital, going into labour on the train. Her husband delivered the baby after they disembarked at Wellesley...
PC World - Man Steals Printer, Calls Tech Support,... →
Here’s a tip: if you steal a printer used to print driver’s licenses, don’t call the manufacturer asking for driver software.
“How are the troops supposed to represent the best of America if they don’t...”
– IMAO: How Does the Military Spend All Those Billions?
“Chuck Norris has endorsed Mike Huckabee for President. Could this lead to a...”
– IMAO: Chuck for Huck
“It’s right there in the employment contract that retail people sign when...”
– The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs: Guilty as charged, Your Honor
“I look forward to a day when a black man, a Hispanic, an Asian, and others are...”
– IMAO: Do Be Fair, a Lot of People Base Their Votes on Even Dumber Reasons
ABC News: Cartoon Character's Death Causes... →
Lisa Moore is dead. She died last week from breast cancer and some people around the country are very angry about it. But there are many others who say they are buoyed by her battle against cancer. Those people claim they have found hope and encouragement in the ending of her life, a life that in fact was not even real.
“This is why nation building is so irresponsible; we’re already...”
– IMAO: Nation Destroying
“An unnamed NYPD spokesman said, “We’re treating Jimmy Carter like we’d treat any...”
– NYPD Denies Carter Request to Visit Ground Zero - ScrappleFace
“A hungry 6-year-old grabbed his grandmother’s car keys, positioned his...”
– FOXNews.com - Boy, 6, Tries to Drive to Applebee’s, Knocks Out Neighborhood Power Instead
FOXNews.com - Canada's Expectant Moms Heading to... →
Mothers in British Columbia are having a baby boom, but it’s the United States that has to deliver, and that has some proud Canadians blasting their highly touted government healthcare system. “I’m a born-bred Canadian, as well as my daughter and son, and I’m ashamed,” Jill Irvine told FOX News. Irvine’s daughter, Carri Ash, is one of at least 40 mothers or...
FOXNews.com - Former President Jimmy Carter Rips... →
*shakes head* From the pot-calling-the-kettle-black dept.
“Is this our sixth debate, I think — something like that?” asked former...”
– FOXNews.com - Republican ‘08 Contenders Spar on Economy, Welcome Thompson to Debate
“Ann Coulter said that “If we took away women’s right to vote,...”
– IMAO: Ann Coulter Making People Mad Again
“I can just hear him saying, “Oh my!” When he got the news.”
– WWdN: In Exile: oh my!
“When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of...”
– Amazon al Dente’s Blog: Darwin Would Be Proud
The story of a hero - NASCAR - Yahoo! Sports →
A year ago Monday, Susan Brown lay dying in a pool of her own blood. You see, just hours after Tony Stewart limped across the finish line to take the checkered flag at Kansas Speedway, two masked men with guns stormed into the speedway’s vault and demanded what was inside. Only Brown, a detective with the Kansas City, Kan., police department, didn’t want to hand over the roughly $1...
FOXNews.com - Robbery for Suckers: Bank Teller... →
A man who went to a northwoods bank’s drive-up window demanding money fled on his camouflage-colored all-terrain vehicle after the teller held up candy suckers and said that’s all she had, authorities said.
“Hillary wants to be the first woman president, which would also make her the...”
– Quote Of The Day #2: Ann Coulter On Hillary Clinton - Right Wing News (Conservative News and Views)
“Folks, this is what happens when you hire one of those personal injury lawyers...”
– The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs: The crazy price cut lawsuit
“President George Bush has vowed to veto the $35 billion increase that would...”
– Schumer: SCHIP Should Cover All Un-Aborted Kids - ScrappleFace
“An embassy source confirmed that the Constitution had “sought refuge from...”
– Supreme Court Reconvenes, Constitution Seeks Asylum - ScrappleFace
