September 2007
79 posts
“If we want to kill a country’s leader but avoid worldwide condemnation,...”
– IMAO: An Idea…
“And don’t even think about complaining. I told you not to do this. And no,...”
– The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs: Dear iPhone hackers: You dead, suckas
“Let him speak — let him open his mouth,” said Pearl Atkins, 74, a...”
– Ahmadinejad’s Day One in New York: A Hostile Reception, a Rambling Talk - washingtonpost.com
Female 'Ninjas' Rob Richland Gas Station With... →
“They were all covered in black and carrying swords, so it did appear that they were dressed like ninjas,” said Chief Robert Amman of the Northern Regional Police Department. “Swords, daggers could be used to seriously harm victims, so this is a very serious crime.”
“I think President Bush has to go into a corner and hide if a Republican is going...”
– CNN Political Ticker - The Donald: Time for Bush to go into ‘hiding’
Bradley Is Thrown to Ground by Manager - News from... →
Sounds to me like someone with a history of having a hot temper doesn’t know how to keep it in check, and got himself into trouble. Not exactly feeling sorry for him at the moment.
“The main takeaway: They’re letting anyone into MIT these days,...”
– Think Of It As Evolution In Action: MIT student almost killed for wearing a fake bomb - Valleywag
“Andrew Meyer is not a victim, he is a punk. Those cops are not thugs, they are...”
– Lonsberry: TOO BAD THEY DIDN’T HAVE BILLY CLUBS
“I told Rick when we first started talking about the contract that it was really...”
– Earnhardt Jr. likes the look of his cars for next year - SCENE Daily
“If Ahmadinejad wants to visit Ground Zero, let him. When he’s out in the...”
– IMAO: A Suggestion
“It well known in Iraq that dead insurgents become “civilians” as soon as their...”
– Pajamas Media: CIA Shut Down in Iraq
Deviated Prevert
Jason: http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070917/od_nm/autopsy_dc_1
Pauley: I just saw that on DVD, 'cept it was a 16-year old cheerleader. :-P
Pauley: (which, sounds kinky I suppose, out of context...)
WatchRedstate: Slam. Bam. Knock. Zap.
IMAO: This Is Impossible →
Future rule: A player does that again, his team gets 120 runs… like catching the golden snitch.
In Event of Moon Disaster - Wikipedia, the free... →
In Event of Moon Disaster” was a proposed speech drafted by presidential speechwriter William Safire. It was intended to be read by President Richard Nixon during the Apollo 11 lunar landing in July 1969 had a catastrophe occurred that would have prevented Apollo 11 astronauts Neil Armstrong and Edwin Aldrin from leaving the surface of the Moon. It is considered a haunting glimpse of the...
FOXNews.com - Testicular Implants Help Neutered... →
Gregg Miller swears that a dog losing his testicles means a potentially serious blow to his sense of well-being. That’s why he invented Neuticles and why he thinks that makes him Fido’s best friend.
“Wouldn’t he know that the body part he’s been cleaning all the time is missing? It just makes sense,” Miller told The Sun during a phone interview from his...
FOXNews.com - McLaren Fined $100 Million in... →
McLaren, which leads the current drivers’ and constructors’ standings, was punished by the World Motor Sports Council for allegedly using leaked secret technical documents belonging to F1 rival Ferrari.
“When it comes to pick-up lines, Mary-Kate Olsen gives points for...”
– Mary-Kate Olsen Reveals Weirdest Pick-Up Line - Mary-Kate Olsen : People.com
“Now that I’ve logically proved that the U.S. military should kill...”
– I Think the U.S. Military Should Kill Terrorists | Redstate by IMAO’s Frank J.
FOXNews.com - Rep. Dennis Kucinich Stands Alone... →
“It is important that Congress wake up to the truth and exercise its obligation under the Constitution to save our nation from being destroyed from the lies that took us into Iraq, the lies that keep us there, the lies that are being used to set the stage for war against Iran and the lies that have undermined our basic civil liberties here at home,” Kucinich said in a statement. ...
Porn industry hard up for solutions to piracy... →
Headline of the day. “Related Stories” link is good too… “Proposal to erect XXX domain faces stiff opposition.”
“It’s been six years since we were attacked on our soil, and I’m not...”
– IMAO: Six Years
“I set up the ad so that it would only display when a user searched for “iphone...”
– …DYH isn’t funny? at Didn’t You Hear…
PSA: Crocs aren't just ugly, they're dangerous -... →
Please, Crocs, think of the children — and everyone else’s greater sense of aesthetics.
“Imagine a pair of slacks, now picture those slacks being laced with Piezo...”
– Say it with style… say it with DrumPants - Engadget
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“Fred Thompson’s long term plan to secure our borders is to destroy all...”
– IMAO: Daily Fred Thompson Fact (September 2, 2007)
“Apple didn’t cut the price because demand is low — they set the debut price...”
– Scott Moritz,Jackass of the Week - Daring Fireball Linked List: September 2007
pauley: twitter’s alive again? (via Twitter / pauley)
“Thus the Great Compromise: Apple will let you use musical ringtones on your...”
– The Shape of Days: The scourge of that damn frog song
pauley: They’ve been working on the Starbucks deal for over 2 years, but it’s going to take another 2 to deploy? It’s not there already??? (via Twitter / pauley)
pauley: The Starbucks deal is cool, but I won’t be impressed until iPhones get free internet access at Starbucks (iPod touch users, too, I suppose) (via Twitter / pauley)
pauley: woo! iTunes WiFi music store for iPod touch and iPhone! (via Twitter / pauley)
pauley: iPod touch — NICE. I’m happy with my iPhone, though. I just hope any improvements in that device over the iPhone make it into the iPhone. (via Twitter / pauley)
pauley: Changes to every iPod in the lineup! no ‘Pod left un-upgraded! :-P (via Twitter / pauley)
pauley: 99 cents for an iPhone ringtone out of a song I’ve already paid for? seems a bit redonkulous to me… (via Twitter / pauley)
pauley: Watching Scott Bourne’s Jaiku forApple announcement news (via Twitter / pauley)