You know what pisses me off? Getting a PR email from one of my favorite online retailers showcasing a buyers guide for “great gift ideas to pamper the women in your life,” including a pots and pans set, a hair dryer, and tons of gadgets in hot pink.

I know my wife likes pink and red, but I doubt something becomes that much cooler to the ladies when it’s pink. Veronica seems pretty unimpressed with it all.